Trouble with Old People | Who’s Ahead?
by Steve Van Auken Note: This column is satirical. Please read Mr. Van Auken’s writings as a sort of...
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Super No Bueno | The Chosen People?
by Ted Zep, SuperNoBueno.Wordpress.com Unlike in the movies where a stoic hero unflappably acts upon a strict, unwavering ethos...
The Trouble with Old People: Now, Where Was I?
by Steve Van Auken You may have noticed that the older person in your life has become a...
Urine Luck: Hold Your Own at Mastador Strength and Conditioning
Contrary to popular belief, Mastador Strength and Conditioning of Akron does not feature a mastodon on its...
Urine Luck: Brains and Brawn. Pee Deal at Traffic Court
by Emily Dressler The women’s restroom on the 7th floor of the Akron Municipal Court–Traffic Court floor–is a...
The Urban Archaeologist: When Clay was King
by Mark Schweitzer Most young people in Akron can’t imagine what it must have been like to live...
Super No Bueno Says: Honorable Capitalism?
by Zep the Bear Connie Collins’ new documentary, “Honorable Capitalism?”, is a fascinating and thought-provoking primer on one...
The Trouble with Old People | Zombies in Orthopedic Shoes
column by Steven Van Auken; illustration by Paul Hoffman When did zombies enter the national consciousness?...
The Trouble with Old People | Parent Advisory: Competitive Grandparenting
by Steve Van Auken Young parents face many difficult choices: finding a place to live, shaping career...
The Trouble with Old People | Now, Where Was I?
by Steve Van Auken You may have noticed that the older person in your life has become...
Urban Explorer: Goodyear Heights
words and photos by Kristina Aiad-Toss Reminiscent of the industrial Akron of the 1920s, Goodyear Heights is filled...
Urine Luck, the Holiday Edition: Yellow Snow and Farter Christmas
HO, ho, ho! Pee, poo, poo! Before you resort to the famous “pee-in-Santa’s-lap” maneuver, check out one of...
Urine Luck | Reviewing the Wolf Creek Tavern and Nature Realm bathrooms
In this issue, we review the crappers in a park and a tavern. by Marissa Marangoni and Emily...